Twelve summer fashion trends in 2012


           Bare feet are fine for the winter, but this is the summer of the sole. Tiptoeing required in all seasons.   


1.  This summer look for shoes. On feet. Soles are trending now. All the glamorous women will be tiptoeing around this summer to protect their soles, so look for lots of bunions in pink and red. You may see a lot of heels and toes hanging out. Don’t be alarmed. That’s just fashion.



2. Cloth is “in” this year. You’ll see it on bodies everywhere. It is at a premium this summer, so expect to see less and less of it on more and more people who have less and less to hide on more and more of themselves.


3. Expect the unexpected but don’t act surprised. That is so gauche. Look for marks and designs on fabric and then don’t look for them because some cloth is just one color. Patterns will be repetitive this summer.


4. Colors will be everywhere. This summer’s popular colors all come in the visible spectrum. Don’t expect colors in the infrared spectrum. I haven’t seen a single designer using them.


5. Zippers’ popularity will be up and down this summer. Other pieces of cloth will have loosely sewn on snaps and clasps. If you’re looking for buttons, check the ground: this year they will also be loosely sewn on.


6. Women will be wearing hair on their heads during the warmer months. Other than eyebrows, don’t expect to see much facial hair or nose hair. If you do, try not to mention it.


7. Another trend is shiny pieces of metal. Plenty of women will encircle body parts with them; other will push them through holes in their bodies. You’ll see lots of  metal, and most of it is easy to spot – check fingers, ears, necks, and arms. Don’t look for it on other parts of the body. That is so illegal.


8. Cracks are all the rage this summer. Not to be outdone by men’s posterior “he-cracks,” women will sport “she-cracks” up front. They are hard not to spot.


9. Bags remain a useful accessory, especially if personal identification cards, a phone, nail files, headache medicine, matches, fingernail polish, a wallet, coupons, Kleenex, gum, used ticket stubs, paper clips, personal care products, unmailed letters, and melted chocolate candies are important to you.  If you’re not sure what to do with a bag, try draping it on your shoulder or grasping it with your fingers. All the bouncy women who can’t leave home without their silicone are bagging it up this year and carrying it in their chest cavities. Expect to see more of these types of bags this summer.



10. French dressing is especially popular this summer. Another name for it is haute (French for “hoity”) couture (French for “toity”). Women who love this kind of French dressing will be wearing le short, le tee-shirt, and le jean with le bracelet. Many are sporting fake faux pas (pronounced “fox paws”) on chains around their necks as a symbol of luck. Rabbit feet are so yesterday that only rabbits are wearing them this season.


11. For a cheeky look, women are wearing thongs. If you’re a risk-taker, you might try wearing a matching one as an eye-patch; they’re just about the right size.


12. Finally, don’t be surprised if everywhere you look, you see holes in fabric. Designers are showcasing two leg-holes this summer, and many are using the plural to describe them, much to the delight of the sophisticated but slightly irritated woman who teaches her ELL students that in English we say pants, capris and shorts, not a pant or a capri or a short. Look for more holes in the cloth women wear on their torsos. They open up a whole new range of movement for the busy woman who likes using her arms. Their ubiquity and they way they are showing up everywhere has caused at least one fashion maven to declare that armholes are the new black.

If you would like to know more about going barefoot in the snow, go here. If you think the question about zippers is open and shut, go here. If you like French dressing, go here

34 thoughts on “Twelve summer fashion trends in 2012

  1. “That is so illegal”. Good point. I love summer, but don’t feel comfy in barely there summer clothes. I am beginning to see the positive attributes of the muumuu.

  2. The summer of 1955 (I was 6 years old)

    1. Look for toes. Toes wriggle at the end of feet. Toes get melted road tar on them. At the end of the summer soles are hard as horse hooves – and sort of black looking from melted road tar being ground in during the hot months.

    2. Flour sacks are in. Washed and line dried the old treadle Singer whips those sturdy, trendy (some of them come in purple with flowers on them) shorts and shirts. Do not bother scratching, it does not help. Learn to accept itching with grace…

    Great post… got me to remembering. One year Mom made me a swim suit – only it was not made of swim suit material so it turned translucent in the water. I did not go swimming that year. LOL

    • Neck holes go without saying, which is why I didn’t say anything about them. That is so je ne sais quoi. A cloth with an edge like a man with an edge can be exciting; it seams it should be left up to the individual.

  3. you’re unstoppable, yearstricken! you’re the fashion guru now… ^^ these are all very helpful tips. i couldn’t stop laughing especially when i read this “Expect the unexpected but don’t act surprised.” btw, don’t you think you ought to have your own show, huh?! it’ll be a smash hit, i can imagine… hello and cheers! 🙂

  4. I’ve been traveling and have saved all of your posts in my inbox which was hard to do at the same time I was deleting hundreds of others, but worth it. 🙂

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