As you know, America has been steadily losing manufacturing jobs to not-America, where they seem to make everything cheaper and better.
But here in northeastern Wisconsin, we are doing something about that. We are showing those not-Americans! Oh sure, they can and do make dumb waiters (who talk funny), but we can make them dumber! And ours speak English, kind of.
Stand up, America, and be proud. Then sit down and let us serve you.
P.S. You know all those people whose elevators do not go all the way to the top? We do that here, too! You’re welcome.