- Spend one day without getting kicked
- Find the end of the rainbow and hold the gold
- Get a handle on why my most important work always goes down the drain
- Go to the beach and keep my bottom sand-free
- Chill out with champagne
- Make people stop trying to carry tunes in me
- Take part in the ALS ice bucket challenge
- Visit the bottom of the wishing well and bring home some cash
- Learn how to empty myself through meditation
10. Kick one person before I die