In which we potter, then hurry
Most people don’t know this, but gravity is much stronger in Paris than in Wisconsin, so we found it hard to get out of bed in the mornings. When we did, we pottered around, drinking coffee, applying lots of butter to help the croissants and bread slide down our throats, and doing more brazen staring out of our windows into the apartments across the way and down at the passersby in the streets.
On the first morning at half past a bag of croissants, we noticed it was almost time for lunch, so we cleaned up the breakfast dishes and prepared more food. Time had that elastic quality, seemingly stretching out before us forever when suddenly it snapped back and we realized that unless we immediately grabbed our things and carefully rushed down the 60 stairs, twirling ourselves silly, we would miss our appointment at the Eiffel Tower.
We get an eyeful of Paris
Our reservations to ascend to the top of the Eiffel Tower were for 1:30 p.m. and we managed to allow ourselves enough time to ascend from the nearest subway station at approximately 1:30 p.m. We needed another 10 minutes to get to the tower. One person in our party wore one of those Parisian pouts, sure that we would miss our opportunity, but we hurried forward, arriving just in time to stand under the hot sun for a good 30 minutes. That is the value of having reservations.
Between the apartment and the Eiffel Tower, the grandchild’s feet decided to grow and the shoes that had been fine up until that point, suddenly began to produce blisters and loud complaints. Band-aids helped for a while, but every time the child spoke they fell off. Just kidding; we minions carried the child aloft in our arms.
As our elevator angled its way up to the top deck, both my daughter and grandchild grew quiet. Anything high is low on my daughter’s list of fun things to do, but she forced herself to walk to the edge, lean on the railing, and take pictures. My grandchild grasped my neck and refused to look. I slowly moved toward the railing and began commenting on how tiny the cars and motorcycles looked. When I said that the people looked like the ants in my grandchild’s ant farm, interest replaced fear, and soon we were laughing and enjoying ourselves. When we spotted a soccer field, the shoeless one stared for a while and then said, “Guess what? I see Alex and Grant. They play soccer.” I casually mentioned that they lived in Wisconsin, not Paris. With infinite patience, my grandchild explained that sometimes they played in Wisconsin, and sometimes they played in Paris. Who knew?
After our eyeful of Paris, we carried the child to the nearest shoe store, a very posh little store with posh little shoes for posh little feet for people who have the posh to pay. To protect the shoes, I bought $15 socks (the cheapest they had), and the child found a pair of sandals, which my brother purchased. Once the incredibly expanding feet were accommodated, we all felt 35 pounds lighter. Literally.
We were five kilometers from the Pompidou Museum, but we decided to walk, stopping at a café along the way for some refreshment. We arrived at the museum late in the day and wandered around. The grandchild liked the video installations, and the two of us spent 20 minutes watching a black and white film narrated in Spanish and English that consisted of wooden trains carrying the names of political movements and ideologies on top of them. We sat on the floor in a small room, the child enraptured by the monochrome trains that sometimes climbed the wall, sometimes dumped all of the letters, or rode across the ceiling, all narrated in a monotone voice. I have no remembrance of what was said, but the only way I could get my grandchild to leave the room was to say how important it was to let mom and uncle know about this fascinating film. Thankfully, five-year-olds have short short-term memories; after sharing the exciting news with mom and uncle, we discovered other inexplicable art and then the outside fountain frequented by pigeons, or as my grandchild says, PIGEONS!
Around 9:00 p.m., we strolled back to Ile Saint Louis, stopping at Norte Dame to watch the street performers and admire the sky. We lingered on Pont Marie, our closest bridge, to wave at the boats sailing by, so we didn’t return to the apartment until 10:30. I don’t remember exactly what we ate, but I know it included bread, cheese, tomatoes, fruit and wine because every time we shopped that’s what we bought.
The Bedchamber of Secrets
After showering, I heard noises in my bedroom. My pillow sat propped up on the headboard and said it had some secrets to tell me. It could only whisper, so I had to put my ear up to it to hear: it was something about Montmarte and a photography class the next morning. I didn’t feel the full gravity of it all until the following morning.
Next installment: Photography classes make me shutter
33 thoughts on “Paris: Hurry, potter, and the bedchamber of secrets”
Yes!!!! Paris has so so so much more gravity. Thank you for pointing this out. Beautiful post. I wish I’d had a blog when I visited the city 7 years ago, maybe then I’d have had the sense to pour some of that gravity into a bit of prose.
It probably would have been best to blog as I went, but I was too enthralled and in the moment, enjoying time with my family to do that. It’s always a dilemma – should I live this moment or write about it.
Ah I loved reading this post.
I know how you love Paris.
I’m so glad that your granddaughter had the sense to hang on to you tightly while at the Eiffel Tower. My sister and I were at the top (years ago) after sunset and heard some Americans looking for their son, who was nowhere to be seen. After scouring the top deck, and because the Tower was closing, we all descended to find the boy safe. He hadn’t seen his family and assumed that they had left without him, so he went down to catch up with them, but they weren’t there either and he couldn’t get back up. Safe ending and a memorable story of closing the Eiffel Tower. Then my sister and I got on the Metro to get back to our hotel, and it closed after taking us half way back. Somehow difficulties make better stories and memories than when everything goes smoothly.
Yikes, I can’t imagine losing a child at such a busy place. So glad they found the boy.
When I travel I never lack difficulties to write about because I always make sure to create plenty of them myself. 🙂
I love that title!
Again, your post brings me back to Paris, where I spent just one day….enough to know that I have to go back. Your photos are great, and apparently were taken before the photography class.
Now that you have returned to the weak gravitational pull of Wisconsin, I wonder if you are visible on the horizon as I gaze to the East from Minnesota.
I will be outside this evening at 6 p.m. waving. I just had a haircut and I’ll be wearing green Murano glass earrings.
The camera my brother gave me is the first SLR camera I have ever had. It includes a couple of lenses, so I had some practice using those. I hope to do more photography this summer.
Wow! What an adventure. Gorgeous pix too. Thanks for sharing.
It was a wonderful adventure. Thanks for reading, Susan.
A wonderful story, and it makes me realize what an advantage it is, to see the world with our grandchildren in tow. To me, it seems that the gravity of Paris is perfect for a vacation… I have always preferred getting into the mood of a new place, rather than running around and seeing all the sights.
Grandchildren, especially the smaller variety, slow you down, which is a very good thing. While we were oohing and aahing over the architecture, the child was pointing out the marvels of the butterflies and ladybugs. That helps you keep the right perspective.
Your wordplay skills at their best. Heightened by a trip to the top of the Eifel Tower?
Heightened, indeed. 🙂 Touché.
Loved the puns and the pictures. Would you mind telling me what camera you used? I’d love to find a camera like yours, capable of taking pictures in dark conditions (such as a stained glass window from the inside). My current camera doesn’t do dimly lit conditions very well.
Some of the pictures were taken with my point-and-shoot, which is a Sony Cybershot; the other with my “new” camera, a Nikon V1. I adjusted the light on most of the pictures in iPhoto and learned from my brother that if you shoot in RAW rather than JPEG format, you have more data to work with.
I tried to insert a dark picture with a copy of it lightened up, but I couldn’t do it. I’ll include that in a post sometime.
Hi there! I came here through a recommendation by EagleEyedEditor, and I’m so glad I did! I love your blog, you’re hilarious and so much fun. Looking forward to your new posts! 🙂
Thank you so much for stopping by to read. Glad you enjoyed the posts.
Ah, grandmere both wise and amusing — keep posting! Such excellence!
So glad you like the posts. Thanks for reading.
P.S. What’s the French term for pun?
Google gave me two possibilities: jeu de mots and calembour. I studied French in high school and some in college, but sadly cannot speak it.
What lovely evening photos of the Eiffel Towerl
Thanks. I love that they do a light show in the evenings.
What lovely evening photos of the Eiffel Tower.
Fabulous night photos of the Eiffel Tower!
The light show every evening is really something to see.
It’s amazing. 🙂
Yearstricken, I love your version of travel writing. You are playful and easygoing and yet you still manage to convey a considerable amount of information about Paris.
Could you explain the love locks to me?
Oh! And your photographs! Oh my gosh, they have become so sophisticated! I love these shots!
Lovers place a lock on the bridge then throw the key into the river as an expression of their undying love. It seems to be happening all over the world now. One site I read said that the city of Paris periodically sends out workers at night to cut them all off. They soon reappear, though. They are like pigeons in that way.
Oh! A few years ago, a major jewelry retailer—Cartier—must have capitalized on this trend because they created a line of work based on this concept of the “lover’s lock.”
I remember shuddering at the time and thinking, great, another thing where I’d lose the key and I’d be stuck wearing a bracelet for eternity. : )
The lock idea is beautiful, though. Wish they weren’t throwing the key in the river, though the symbolism is pretty enough. Thanks for telling me a brand new story!
My darling, I will *never* be able to get even with you. Yes, that’s a compliment.
You are very forgiving of my lack of proper parallelism. Thank you.